pros to dating me:
- i’ll actually respond to ur text
- u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please)
- we can hold hands
- butt touches
- cuddles? ? ? yes good
- i’ll play with your hair or vise versa
- u don’t have to worry about me liking other people bc i’m annoyed by almost everyone
- ur anoying
cardio??? is that spanish?????
wait, you're pro-lion mauling? as in, you think they deserve to be killed?
No as in I support lions mauling people who try to hunt them
when youre very proud of yourself
me as a professor