my friend said for her college essay thing she wrote some bullshit about having to fight against the odds to keep her family together after her sister ran away from home when in reality her sister only ran 3 blocks down the road and hid behind a tree, then the sheriff (they had fucking a sheriff idk) was like “what the fuck are you doing on my lawn” and sent her home after she tried to attack him with a branch
Prety much everyone is gay. Your mom and dad? Gay. Teachers? Probably gay. YOur friends? Hella gay. Your aunt and uncle their gay. Your brohters and sisters? Mondo fags. Everyone is just super gay. And th ebest part is your the gayest of all.