November 2011
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oh shit you guys i saw a dead baby bird on the ground when i was walking home from school and it was all crushed like someone stepped on it and shit, i was about to cry oh my goddd
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fuckmeintheassnigga:
jk. the closest thing my house has gotten to burning down was when my tenant was cooking steak and left the house and forgot about it.
i walked home from school and the fireman kicked down my door and came out and was like
“dinner’s served” and threw the pan down on the ground.
the 10 people there didn’t laugh. it was actually awkward.
dinner’s served ghjhjk
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bifch:
gay marriage is legal in skyrim
SIV I FINALLY UNDERSTAND
latvian-gangster:
my life would be more enjoyable if everyone was uglier
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