The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally.
up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks she is better than everybody else because she kinda sorta knows who jimi hendrix and pink floyd are
one time when i was in the kitchen with my mom i asked her to hand me an apple and then i bit it and re-enacted that scene from snow white where she falls on the ground and dies and my mom just walked over me and left me there
build them a mating nest out of their discarded candy wrappers and napkins. proceed to ceremonially dance around their house, lighting small fires to signal you are ready to enter into holy matrimony. caw at them until they say they like you back! you are now gay married with children. congratulations.
“DUDE I KEEP WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND HALLUCINATING THAT I HAVE NO NOSTRILS
IT’S FREAKY CUS I’LL TOUCH MY NOSE WITH MY FINGERS TO MAKE SURE BUT IT ACTUALLY FEELS LIKE THERES NO NOSTRILS AND I FLIP OUT”—Siv
you know what i noticed that’s weird, okay, on usot there are 6 alters and then they all start getting picked off, right? so, i was counting each of them in order of appearance on my fingers, starting with my thumb:
then i counted them off by order of death, not counting bryce, and when you get to the end(alice) all that’s left is a giant flip-off.
I DON’T KNOW IF THIS IS ON PURPOSE BUT… WELL PLAYED, WELL PLAYED.