littlechibialyss: wackywafflewolf: tachibana-san: nu-pogodi: hitlerismyboyfriend: sann-lykke: sclez: coconutcreammonkeys: draxlry: himapapaftw: kunisaki: Shit Anime Fan Girls Say i can’t omg I can’t breathe “get me a beer. AND MAKE IT EXTRA SUGOI” I’M DOING THIS FOR…. HUSBANDOOOOOOOOOOOO! KAWAII DESU ~~*~*~*~*~*~**~ It’s like looking back in a weeaboo...
OMG IM CRYING ERUSYDUFHXJKC OHMYGOD WHY OGMREOFJKDNVJKD OGM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG OMG OMGOMGOGG WHYYYYYY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH LAKSJDAKSJDJASKLDA AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WATCH THIS OMG NO JOKE WATCH IT JUST WATCH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH Time well spent.
rhonda: i can read small okay i have 20/20 vision
me: rhonda you wear glasses
rhonda: shut the fuck up oh my god
farisbueller: felicefawn: The fact that the majority of teenagers would rather listen to Justin Bieber or Taylor Momsen over Jimi Hendrix or Pink Floyd makes me want to fucking kill myself. Literally. up next on MTV’s “White Girl Problems”: special snowflake and part-time tumblr user felicefawn is literally contemplating suicide over people having different music taste than her and thinks...
ialsolikestrawberries: pictures like this really creep me out like why does he look so emotionless where are his eyes if anything it looks like he’s going to rape her any second it doesn’t look romantic at all WHERE ARE YOUR EYES GIRL YOU BETTER RUN THIS GUY DOESN’T LOOK VERY TRUSTWORTHY…. NIGGA YOU IN TROUBLE NOW WHERE ARE YOUR EYES AH SHIT GIRL RRHAKSDLGFG
tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs: *sees pictures on facebook of friends all together partying and vacationing without me* *hopes gravitational pull deactivates and they drift into the sun* chaii look relevant
k1mkardashian: one time when i was in the kitchen with my mom i asked her to hand me an apple and then i bit it and re-enacted that scene from snow white where she falls on the ground and dies and my mom just walked over me and left me there
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christianmingle: 1612th: scubway: there’s a girl with the last name kuntz at my school how unfortunate there’s a guy at my cousin’s school named Dikshit Patel im really happy for you guys but there is a girl in my school named rainbow lion … well there is a boy in my school named devine cummings
kingsoulimun: evokercollar: how do u tell someone you like like them build them a mating nest out of their discarded candy wrappers and napkins. proceed to ceremonially dance around their house, lighting small fires to signal you are ready to enter into holy matrimony. caw at them until they say they like you back! you are now gay married with children. congratulations.
DUDE I KEEP WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND HALLUCINATING THAT I HAVE...– Siv
me: goodnight everyone
the grudge: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
africans: adele’s out in the rainstorm again with the barbecue lighter
meatmodel: what if we were all hams
textposter: i wonder what avril lavigne is doing right now right this minute being avril lavigne
christianmingle: my favorite part of the stupid hoe music video is when she holds up the bowl of pineapples for no apparent reason EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS FOR NO APPARENT REASON
gothbaby: someone take me on a date and pay for me and give me your jacket and kiss me goodnight I’LL PAY YOU
tyrannicalbanks: if i can’t tell where your jaw line ends and your neck begins please don’t talk to me
lemunplej: people who still say “epic fail” um 2007 is that way
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
louiswalsh: The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
OKAY YEAH THIS IS A SPOILER I THINK UH you know what i noticed that’s weird, okay, on usot there are 6 alters and then they all start getting picked off, right? so, i was counting each of them in order of appearance on my fingers, starting with my thumb: t buck alice gimme shoshana chicken then i counted them off by order of death, not counting bryce, and when you get to the...