cheesemonkey119: doctorscottie: photogenicdaydreams: swissreverie: deduction-tier: lol i suck at art wow welcome to the club idek what i was thinking gosh guys i thought i was the only one I don’t feel so alone anymore wow u guys suck lol
mom: oh where are you going?
mom: oh that's fun. who are you going with?
me: runs into the bathroom crying and locks the door
clayaiken2003: my favorite part about driving is going 70 mph over the speed limit
clavid: the only people who use smiley faces with noses are pedophiles.
why taking a picture of your vagina is a bad way...
clavid: everyone on this website is a gay guy. even the girls are actually gay boys using pictures of their older sisters. DONT YOU DARE
methlabrador: if u look in ur mirror and say “juanita” five times ur spanish housemaid will appear and clean it for u
you know who’s beautiful? don’t read the first word and flatter yourself because its me.
gaymzee: thats not makeup im wearing its the blood of all who betrayed me
I like my men like I like my coffee,
nowhere near my vagina.
aradiah: look at these potatoes even though they have different skin colours they are still friends we should all act more like potatoes
friend: yeah it's really hot in here
me: so take off all your-
friend: please don't speak anymore
riders-of-brohan: “I’ve lost weight” I announced. Everyone congratulated me. But Weight was the name of my son.
beagleaegis: she wears short skirts im a satanist shes cheer captain and ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
unkai: someone hold me and whisper ‘i will provide you with a stable income for the rest of your life and free you of your responsibilities’ please