March 2012
cheesemonkey119:
doctorscottie:
photogenicdaydreams:
swissreverie:
deduction-tier:
lol i suck at art
wow welcome to the club idek what i was thinking
gosh guys i thought i was the only one
I don’t feel so alone anymore
wow u guys suck lol
mom: oh where are you going?
me: movies
mom: oh that's fun. who are you going with?
me: runs into the bathroom crying and locks the door
clayaiken2003:
my favorite part about driving is going 70 mph over the speed limit
clavid:
the only people who use smiley faces with noses are pedophiles.
why taking a picture of your vagina is a bad way...
clavid:
everyone on this website is a gay guy. even the girls are actually gay boys using pictures of their older sisters.
DONT YOU DARE
methlabrador:
if u look in ur mirror and say “juanita” five times ur spanish housemaid will appear and clean it for u
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you know who’s beautiful?
don’t read the first word and flatter yourself because its me.
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gaymzee:
thats not makeup im wearing its the blood of all who betrayed me
1 tag
I like my men like I like my coffee,
nowhere near my vagina.
aradiah:
look at these potatoes even though they have different skin colours they are still friends we should all act more like potatoes
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friend: yeah it's really hot in here
me: so take off all your-
friend: please don't speak anymore
riders-of-brohan:
“I’ve lost weight” I announced.
Everyone congratulated me.
But Weight was the name of my son.
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beagleaegis:
she wears short skirts im a satanist shes cheer captain and ph’nglui mglw’nafh cthulhu r’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn
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unkai:
someone hold me and whisper ‘i will provide you with a stable income for the rest of your life and free you of your responsibilities’ please
