May 2012
mcbeaters:
Who is this firebender that keeps killing everybody’s parents?
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wwiao:
metric- hustle rose
madeagoestohell:
i literally can not be friends with someone if they aren’t funny
dickfaerie:
my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing
clavid:
THE BIG BANG THEORY IS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!
thank u
shavingryansprivates:
did you know if you scream beetlejuice 3 times your grandma will tell you to “shut the fuck up it was just a movie”
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clavid:
the worst kind of people are people who you constantly have to walk on eggshells around because every little thing hurts their feelings or sets them off
ne-yo:
I hate it when kids raise their hands during tests and say “On Number 6 it says “and” twice.”
Like shut the fuck up you know what it means you ocean of cum
clavid:
jovan wakes up and our eyes meet.
i am standing over him with an eyelash curler and mascara.
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what is even
clavid:
jovan floated. everywhere. there just wasn’t any other way to describe the fluidity and beauty with which he moved. it was something that ryan found himself noticing more and more each day.
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what did i just read
clavid:
to be fair, straight people don’t have the right to get gay married either
clavid:
NO NO NO GET YOUR VAGINA OFF OF THAT GUITAR
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manwithpenis:
i found a hair in my food and i ate it because i wanted to feel close to someone
