June 2012
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dildos-and-debutantes:
rescuerhera:
thejoshinator:
mpregbert:
ghostgiggles:
if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
quinn-fabgay:
Apparently when you’re at the front of a rollercoaster going up a hill isn’t the right time to shout back “Hey has anyone seen Final destination 3?”
heronqueenblues:
on the outside I may appear like an emotionless sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion when you peel off more layers you find the exact same thing every single time and you start crying
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autumnalequinox:
girl you are fifty shades of cray
shaving23spiders:
shavingryansprivates:
it’s raining men. the teams dispatched to rid the streets of bodies are quickly falling behind. the corpses are piling up and the air smells of death. the countryside has been painted red with blood.
hallelujah
batreaux:
mom: i made oven fries and also your father is dead
wwiao:
i dont use tampons or pads i use swiffer refill cloths
theyellovvbrickroad:
buttcamp:
remember those 6th grade sleepovers where everyone would have to tell their crush and if you didnt they would beat you to death with uggs
what the fuck kind of sleepovers did u have
weedhitler:
yeah dude i really wanna hear you replace the lyrics in Carlie Ray Jespin’s “Call Me Maybe” that’ll be fucking hilarious and funny as hell *millions of flatscreen TVs blinking the word “NOT” fly down and destroy everything*
madeagoestohell:
internet hate is the most intense of all emotions
Dear Naoto tag
minatobaby:
That is all.
good day.
WHAT
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