July 2012
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Everytime i go in public
me: why is everyone glancing at me
me: is there something on me
me: do i look extra ugly today
me: is it my face
me: they're laughing at me on the inside
me: they all hate me
me: they're plotting my death
janie-jones:
I’m really annoyed that being “awkward” is trendy now. Standing behind a cute guy in line at Starbucks when you aren’t even wearing lipgloss? Is not awkward. Crippling social anxiety is fucking awkward. I hate you.
fuckeli:
plot twist: the queen locks everyone in the stadium and shouts “happy hunger games”
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1innea:
slut mode: on
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instagrampa:
Shut your mouth you mediocre clarinet player
bloodcavern:
lil wayne pulls out his smart phone and opens up the twitter app midair. “skatin” he tweets, as he misses the landing and breaks his legs
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juantreehill:
“we bout to get twisted you comin or what?”
“nah man, i gotta go hit the books”
*Later that day*
“I wonder why he didn’t want to come with us”
witneyhouston:
im sorry but wrestling is a little gay
Watchlarkahncieling:
poisus:
original-ginger:
parasailin-sarahpalin:
1997kids:
brilliant
IT’S 2 O CLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING AND I’M HOWLING MY MOM JUST WALKED IN AND NOW I HAVE TO TURN THE COMPUTER OFF FUCK IT WAS SO WORTH IT
hahaha i have tears rolling down my cheek with laughter holy fuck
omfg you will not regret watching this at all
holy shit i actually can’t deal with this....
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Watchdracucola:
still funny omfg
i think i peed myself
bloodmagik:
when people say they like a band but dont know the drummers grandmas maiden name
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