kataanged: omg but what if hohenheim’s office didn’t have armor and shit in it and the first object ed grabbed to transmute al’s soul into was a rock or something so basically throughout all of fma ed would just pull a rock out of his pocket and have a legit conversation with it and onlookers would be like “wtf is that kid on” and he’d have to be like “no you don’t understand this is my brother...
lampsarepeopletoo: andrewbreitel: LITERALLY ME OH MY GOD ITS BACK YES YES YES I CANT DO THIS
tHE “CLUB” CANNOT EVEN HANDLE ME CORRECTLY
blaqkwidow: i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here” because i need money what do you want me to say omfg I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
k1mkardashian: kburgerrrrrr: DO YOU KNOW HOW FRUSTRATING IT IS GETTING 1 NOTE ON EVERYTHING YOU POST no
teapayne: My hobbies include trying to close the elevator door before someone else gets on
votedleastlikely: votedleastlikely: who wants to see the stuff i bought today!! no one but i’m gonna show you anyways!!
boquisha-sherice: oH MYF UCKIF GOGD same
college is gay
iphone420: We all remember where we were when we first heard Shakira’s song she wolf
ampysand: what if you met this girl and you were about to totally sex her up and you like took off her underwear and instead of a vagina there was a bowl of hamburger helper is this heaven
andrewbreitel: are you made of fluorine and silver? because you’re a
wwiao: i have become a neat freak over the summer put a coaster under your drink or ill slit your throat
saddeer: womens studies more like if you take this class you’re a lesbian
lonerguy819: I just finished my manuscript it’s called Black Teens Taking Their Sweet Ass Time Crossing the Street.
readmor: starbucks-conversations: readmor: i wonder how many boys hearts i will break this year a lot i hope WOAH O.O mean our hearts are super fragile :( Shut up bitch
sle4zy: getting a tramp stamp that says “where is my daughter kim kardashian”
subject13fringe: montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket ❤